THE NEW DORK – Entrepreneur State Of Mind (Jay-Z Ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | Grasshopper.com

THE NEW DORK – Entrepreneur State Of Mind (Jay-Z Ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | Grasshopper.com
Get the song on iTunes: | – This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all “new dorks”). It’s a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ “Empire State of Mind,” from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there’s a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie – they’re all super popular new dorks! Don’t forget to rate, comment and subscribe!

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-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights

CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp
Starring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei Lan
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite
Special guest – TGIF Crew –

LYRICS:
Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I’m in the twitterverse
Fans get so immersed, But I’m a nerd forever
I’m the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes
Used to be the basement, Back at my mom’s place
Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space
Make way for the, One man businesses
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time
Makin big plans, To dominate the online
Yeah, I’m on YouTube, this is one man
Sharin’ google revenue, With songs on my webcam
Science is the new art, Databases day to day
Geeks spreadin’ sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie
Tell from my avatar, That I’m most definitely

The New Dork,
Social networks – what dreams are made of, There’s nothing you can’t do
Now you’re the New Dork
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn cool
Let’s hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks

Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage
Hell, I’m on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze
And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks
Now I’m pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
Now I’m up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster’s lurkin’
Used to be a reject, But now I’m steady jerkin’
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony
Comin’ from the small time, Girls couldn’t find me
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on
You should follow me, cuz I’m friends with Ashton
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20 thoughts on “THE NEW DORK – Entrepreneur State Of Mind (Jay-Z Ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | Grasshopper.com

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    The dull existence bolsters the flower.

    The food reveals the creepy peace.

  • July 29, 2013 at 12:11 pm
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    I like this way better than the Jay-Z version… downloading to my Iphone. I like the New Dorks!

  • September 6, 2013 at 1:06 am
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    All I did during the chorus was stare at the woman’s breasts…

  • December 4, 2014 at 4:10 pm
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    No one will want to do I.T for G.C.S.E, now, they do show it to yr 9 students, it is okay in my opinion, but it could be better!!!

  • July 27, 2015 at 10:30 pm
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    Wow… a long time since I listened to this song at the first time, and it still hits me!

  • November 19, 2016 at 7:03 am
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    Bet you never thought that Trump photo would be so ironic today…I remember when this video broke…

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